Bring your CV + one remote job advert. We’ll show you where the search is leaking.
This is the practical edition of the ERJ free masterclass. Instead of another broad webinar, we will use the ERJ Five-Finger Model — Capacity, Supply, Representation, Aim and Conversion — to diagnose real job searches, review CV/ATS fit and show participants what to fix first. When the live Zoom session closes, the work continues through daily Audit Rounds inside the Clinic WhatsApp group.
What happens in the clinic
Bring a real search. Leave knowing what to fix first.
- 01Find your leak using the Five-Finger ModelWe separate Capacity, Supply, Representation, Aim and Conversion so you stop trying to repair everything at once. The earliest failing point becomes the first correction.
- 02Live CV + ATS teardownWe review selected participant CVs against the ERJ ten-point rubric and show what software and a hiring manager can — and cannot — read quickly.
- 03Job-advert fit checkBring one role you genuinely want. We check whether the company can hire across borders, whether the role fits your evidence and what the advert is actually asking you to prove.
- 04Position the application before you send itWe show how to reflect the role title, evidence, keywords and proof without turning your CV into keyword stuffing or sending forty hopeful applications.
- 05Your next honest doorYou may need a free fix, the CV Engine, Self-Learn, Foundation Training, DFY or no paid ERJ service at all. The diagnosis decides — not the price list.
- 06Continue in the daily Audit RoundsThe Clinic does not end when Zoom closes. Inside the Clinic WhatsApp group, daily Audit Rounds let members bring one real application at a time, show the evidence, identify the earliest leak and act on the first fix before the next live Clinic.
Registration is for commitment and reminders, not a fake seat counter. Register directly on Zoom to receive your personal join link by email. Then message CLINIC on WhatsApp for the preparation checklist, Clinic WhatsApp group entry and reminders. The same group hosts the daily Audit Rounds after the live session.
Who this is for
If any of these is you, this hour was built for you.
You've applied and heard nothing
Dozens — maybe hundreds — of applications into silence, and you've started to wonder whether the problem is you. It isn't. You'll see exactly where the applications were dying.
You're earning in Naira and watching it shrink
You're good at what you do; the currency is the problem, not the competence. This is the route to a payroll that doesn't melt every quarter.
You don't want to japa
You want the global salary without leaving your family, your city or your country. That's precisely what remote work makes possible — and precisely what this session maps.
You have no connections abroad
No uncle in Canada, no friend who "referred" you. Good — the system taught here is built for people starting with no network at all.
Your host
I've spent the last several years doing one thing: helping African professionals get hired into globally competitive remote roles — from right where they are. After every cohort, I refine the system from what we see in real searches, interviews and offers.
This masterclass is the honest version of what I've learned: the system, the company categories, the ATS machine, and the routes most people never hear about. Seventy-five focused minutes, everything on the table, nothing held back for the paid programme.
Register for the Remote Job Application Clinic.
Registration happens directly on Zoom. Zoom sends your personal join link by email. After that, use the WhatsApp step below for the preparation checklist, session reminders and entry into the Clinic WhatsApp group where the daily Audit Rounds continue after the live session.
Register on Zoom
Complete the Zoom registration first. Use an email address you can open on the device you will join from.
Register on Zoom→Add it to your calendar
After registration, open Zoom's confirmation email. It contains your personal join information and an Add to Calendar option. Keep that email — your join link is personal.
Use the Zoom confirmation emailJoin the Clinic WhatsApp group
Once you have registered on Zoom, message ERJ so we can match your registration and send the group-entry instructions, preparation checklist and session reminders. The same group is where the daily Audit Rounds happen after the Clinic.
Join the Clinic WhatsApp Group→Saturday 26 September 2026 · 7:00 PM WAT · Live on Zoom · Free.
Bring your current CV and one real remote job advert you would genuinely apply for. If you want your CV considered for a live teardown, tell us in the WhatsApp conversation. Daily Audit Rounds continue afterwards in the Clinic WhatsApp group.
Registration is not complete until Zoom confirms it. We will not manually send a general meeting link; registered participants should use the personal link in Zoom's confirmation email.
After the live Clinic · daily
Zoom closes. The Audit Rounds keep going.
The Remote Job Application Clinic is the live diagnosis room. The Clinic WhatsApp group is the continuation room. After the live session, Audit Rounds run every day so you do not have to wait until the next Clinic to bring a real application and find out what is failing.
Bring one real application
Post the target role or job advert you are genuinely considering, not a hypothetical job you may never apply for.
Bring the evidence
Your current CV or LinkedIn plus your recent application and interview signal gives us enough to distinguish Supply, Representation, Aim and Conversion.
Find the earliest leak
The Round identifies the first failing point and gives you one correction to make before you keep applying.
Only then decide what help you need
An Audit Round can end with a free fix. If paid help is justified, we name one smallest correct ERJ door and its limit. No product grid first.
Audit Rounds are part of the Clinic mechanism, not a replacement for the live Clinic. The next live Clinic is Saturday 26 September 2026 at 7:00 PM WAT. Between live sessions, the Clinic WhatsApp group keeps the diagnosis active every day.